Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.
pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
Let’s postpone our anger towards Justin Bieber and his saliva for a moment and bathe in the small pool of glory my city just created
I was hoping it would be his actual face.
That’s why it’s a small pool of glory
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
messing up on the first line of ur favorite song
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim
Jim walks the not-so-red carpet
you’re a star, Jim
Jim edorses oral hygiene
Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush
Jim is a hypocrite
Jim refuses to give me a high five
fuck you, Jim
Jim refused to pay rent
Jim has been kicked out
welcome to the real world, Jim
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
This gets funnier every time i see it